The Infamous Sausage Conversation

December 21, 2008: Mother, Suz, and Greg have a conversation that will live on forever.

[GREG is cooking sausage. This is following a rather odd conversation in which Greg said women weren't oppressed, Suz called Greg a douche, and somehow everyone went home chuckling]]
MOM: Do you want me to peel the skin off the sausage?
[pause]
SUZ: [starts snickering]
GREG: I'd...rather you didn't.
SUZ: [cracks up]
MOM: There's...there's some skin on the tip you really should remove...
SUZ: [spits water onto laptop screen]
GREG: ...
SUZ: SAUSAGE!!
[SUZ and MOM start cackling]
GREG: I'm starting to find this conversation offensive.
SUZ: OMG, I have to blog this.
MOM: I can't say anything without going into your damn blog!
SUZ: You're being immortalized!
MOM: God help me.
GREG: Can you do me a favor?
MOM: NO.
GREG: When the water boils, can you put the sausage in? AND DON'T EAT IT.
MOM: I can't promise it...I like sausages.
SUZ: [on the floor in hysterics, beet-red]
GREG: [stomps out]
[Whereupon the females roll around on the floor laughing for a good five minutes.]
[Greg comes back in to fetch his sausage]
MOM: Do you want me to snip a little bit off the end?
SUZ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
GREG: How long did it take you to think up that one?
MOM: Want me to skin it?
SUZ: HHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GREG: NO!!!!!

And that is The Infamous Sausage Conversation.